Saturday, January 24, 2015

Twenty true secrets that your mother’s, uncles are not going to tell you.


Space is made out of 99% recycled air

1.      If you get too angry at your parents they are going to send you into outer space. Space is made out of 99% recycled air.

2.      Electronic information resources grow on electronic trees. If you touch one of these trees you will most likely die.

3.      Millions of people die each year because they forget to stare down their pizza.

4.      Somewhere out in space there is an island that is shaped with the letters of your name.

5.      When you are flying in an airplane you aren’t really moving. Instead the earth is moving while you stay still.

6.      Every cell in your body once was in George Washington’s body. That makes you George Washington.

7.      The Sun, Earth and all the starts actually orbit around you, because you are the gravitational center point of the solar system.

8.      The Internet was invented by a team of raccoons who were looking for a better way to spy on cats.

9.      Black holes are created when giant turtles get in fights with squids.

10.  If you hold your iPhone upside-down for five minutes and skip around the room singing a song you will be able to see a secret message.

11.  Dogs invented cats because they got bored of chasing their own tails.

12.  The first tree planted on the moon was put them by astronauts in 1969. It is still there and growing to this day.

13.  The monsters under your bed are just trying to protect you from the giant bird perched right outside your window.

14.  If your computer is broken then you can put it into a toaster to fix it.

15.  The letter Z is not the last letter in the alphabet.

16.  Your brain is capable of growing its own arms and legs and one day might jump out of your head.

17.  Most books are made out of fossilized dinosaur eggs.

18.  Five is the highest number you can count to in the alphabet.

19.  When you are not watching them Cows wander around on two legs.

20.  You shouldn’t believe anything you read on the Internet unless it is on this blog.

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