Snowmen V. Dragons

It was a cold day in Nowhere Wyoming.  Mother bundled up her children to go to school 500 miles away in Wheatland.  However all of the sudden there was a knock on the door.  As Mother opened the door she saw that the snowman her children had built was knocking on the door.  Remembering the article she read in the Jexonian a couple weeks back she quickly turned up the heat and locked the door so the evil snowman could not get in. 

Nowhere Wyoming

At this very same time this wonderful Mother heard a loud BANG from the Christmas tree farm next door and then she bravely looked out the window to see the melted snowman on her porch and a dragon flying through the sky.  While children may love Christmas and everything about it the Danger's that this holiday brings this year are especially prevalent.  With Christmas trees going on sale early the dragons have started their feasting well before thanksgiving and just like in Nowhere Wyoming danger lurks outside your door.

Local Nowhere Christmas tree farmer Lars Larson stated "I used to live in New York, however when Godzilla attacked I decided it would be safer to move to the middle of Nowhere and so that is exactly what I did However, I never expected this war between evil snowmen and dragons to get so fierce."

While this time of year can be one of the most joyous and happy times of year it is also one of the most deadly with mythical creatures fighting this news blog once again reminds everyone to keep their doors locked and check their Christmas trees for dragons before they bring them into their house.

After all you don't want your house to end up like Nowhere Wyoming with all the snow melted in December because of Dragons, both houses gone and a flood of dead evil snowmen waiting to flood your storm gutters.