POLITICS-HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?

This classic article appeared in the first Jexonian in 2004

The question that has intruded us for years can it be answered?

Some say 592 others 396 however Dr. Solanders says that it matters how long you tough is.

Others are saying this question is going to decide who they vote for this year in the presidential race.  Infact in the third debate earlier in october the question was asked backstage bush sayed “it depends if it is a terrorist or not, if it is then it will go if not then it will not.”  senator Kerry stated “Is it in the upper class then I will raise it’s taxes, but if it is in the middle class I will lower it’s taxes and then Raise them even more.”  anyways many people are saying that Dr. Solanders is right, but only time will tell. At next weeks How many licks does it take contest.

The Truth about the Light Bulb

 

We use them in our house, they have been around for a very long time but do we really know the truth about light bulbs?


Lets face the facts, electricity is a mystical power that we don't really understand, light bulbs use electricity and therefore no one can truly understand how they work.  For example if I take a light bulb and hold it in my hand why won't it turn on?  after all with all those neurons, and synapses happening in my axons you would think that I could power a light bulb just by holding it.  However, this is one of the great mysteries of electricity, the fact is that it will not work.


Despite the fact that we use them everyday we still do not understand light bulbs. and naturally what we don't understand we should fear.  In other words there is a 75% chance that the light bulbs in your house are conspiring against you at this very minute!  think about it, why do they all of the sudden go out? or blow up right when you need them the most?  It's bizarre, and unfriendly as such I think that these electrical barbarians should be despised, and created to a new standard that makes them less economically motivated and more selfless.  I am not talking about getting a new type of light bulb filled with poisonous gases that will kill you and swirly designs, would you give poisonous gases to your enemies? Of course not.  Instead I propose that we as intelligent human beings take matters into our own hands and take a stand in helping to create a better, world free of the tyranny of light bulbs.

Who is your Boss, New Evidence about Evolution, Where humans came from and why we take care of animals

According to Scientists, mankind has been around for a very long time.  During this time we have gone to dwelling on farms and living in small caves to living in a highly advanced world.  Sometimes we think that we are the ones in charge however, new scientific evidence shows that man is not in charge of his own life.

Who is really in charge here?

According to Scientists at the research institute of modern day studies of chickens human beings are in fact an invention of cockroaches to keep those who would eat cockroaches happy.  The scientists evidence shows that predators such as cats, dogs, bears and large rodents are able to send subliminal messages to humans in order to get us to do what they want.  As such cockroaches are left alone and are able to accomplish any tasks that are important to their daily activities.

Locus Thompson stated in the research institutes statement earlier today "We have known that the only reason we as humans were able to create so many wonderful technologies is because we are smarts, however, today this idea has been rebutted by new evidence that shows how other animals are able to control us, humans using their thought patters."

So the next time you go to feed for cat or your dog, think about who is really the boss of you, and then try to take control over your life.  as Locus Thompson and those at the research institute believe you won't be able to, because we as humans were never meant to control are own life but only meant to keep those happy who would harm our insect creators.