Mysterious shadow man saves cats!

Who is this mysterious man?

As authorities warned individuals to keep their cats in doors due to a recent string of cats being thrown in trees across a hero has come to save the day!  This strange hero is almost invisible.  “He’s basically a shadow of his former self” says one witness to the event.

Constance was a regular cat walking down the street one day and all the sudden he found himself up a tree.  He doesn’t know how he got there however, what he did know was that he had a girl’s name and he was a cat.

Luckily for Constance the Shadow man came to save the day “meow, meow” said Constance with gratitude.  Over 100,000 cats have been thrown into trees over the last month, and strangely all of them have been taken down by this mysterious shadow man.

We tried to get in contact with the Shadow man for a comment however, we could not find him.  “He’s like Batman, he disappears into the shadows.”  So the question is raised who is this mysterious Shadow man? Why is he saving our cats? And how do the cats get into the trees in the first place?  Stay tuned for a further update when we find the shadow man… if we ever find the shadow man.

Global weather change and Australian expectations

Some scientists say the weather has been changing globally. Last year, cold and snow in Rexburg, Idaho switched to trends of warm sunny weather. The biggest surprise for the locals: when it changed to being cold again towards the end of the year. One local said it this way “Trees were green, flowers were in bloom. Then BAM! In a couple months everything was dead”.

“Trees were green, flowers were in bloom. Then BAM!”

 It’s not just Rexburg that has been experiencing weather changes though. Much of the United States experienced cold weather at the same time as little Rexburg. Sound like a trend? Guess again: sources in Guam said the weather had been nearly constant, around the low 80s during that entire time.  Even more befuddling, is Australia. The weather has been changing from very cold to very warm, but at the opposite times of the year as the US. Local expert Nashville Mike had this to say: “Weather in Australia has been backwards as long as it’s been known as ‘down under’. The causality is clear – Australian weather is caused by use of its nick name."  The small continent feels insecure and wants to fulfill the world’s expectations.