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| Who is this mysterious man? |
As authorities warned individuals to keep their cats in
doors due to a recent string of cats being thrown in trees across a hero has
come to save the day! This strange hero
is almost invisible. “He’s basically a
shadow of his former self” says one witness to the event.
Constance was a regular cat walking down the street one day
and all the sudden he found himself up a tree.
He doesn’t know how he got there however, what he did know was that he
had a girl’s name and he was a cat.
Luckily for Constance the Shadow man came to save the day “meow,
meow” said Constance with gratitude. Over
100,000 cats have been thrown into trees over the last month, and strangely all
of them have been taken down by this mysterious shadow man.
We tried to get in contact with the Shadow man for a comment
however, we could not find him. “He’s
like Batman, he disappears into the shadows.”
So the question is raised who is this mysterious Shadow man? Why is he
saving our cats? And how do the cats get into the trees in the first
place? Stay tuned for a further update
when we find the shadow man… if we ever find the shadow man.
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