Wagon Dogs Built the West

A new discovery by archaeologists’ shows historical evidence that Pioneers used giant dogs alongside Oxen and Horses to pull carts across the plains.  This new study states that not only were dogs considered stronger but they also had more energy.  One pioneer is even said to have used a whole team of Giant (11 foot tall) poodles to pull a wagon across the plains.  While the average cart would take months to get across the plains this pioneer simply put rabbits in front of the poodles and had them run across the whole western United States to California in just three days.

While we don’t know all the reasons behind the downfall in these wagon dogs what we do know is that they basically ate everything in sight when they weren't pulling wagons.  As such they destroyed whole entire cities such as Los Hamstre in a matter of days after they arrived there.  This caused these giant dogs to be extinct and to our new knowledge many of the dinosaur bones we find today are the remnants of these dogs.

Horse Airbags now Required

Earlier today the equestrian safety administrations officially authorized air bags for horses.  “This project has

been in the works for ages,” Says John the head of the administration.  With this change individuals will have the added extra safety of an airbag built into their genetically modified horse.  Experts say that this shouldn't change the way we ride horses but should only make it safer if for some reason our head rams into the neck of a horse.  While some people think the millions of dollars put into this modification and the fact that it will kill the horse when the airbag opens is pointless experts have decided that all horses starting in the year 2015 will com preinstalled with this feature.

According to horse expert Suzanne horses really don’t need airbags since most people fall off either the side or back of the horse.  While she is perfectly right in saying the administration says it is a necessity due to the decrease in the number of people who ride horses. “We just want to make them seem safer” says John.  Only time will tell if this feature has any positive benefits but for now we here at the Jexonian wish we got a pony for Christmas last year.