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Little Timmy was stuck in the well… Again however, this time
someone had actually put him in there. In
his own words he stated “I was just out walking my dog when all the sudden a
big white thing with a corn cob pipe, a button nose, and two eyes made out of
coal came, picked me up and threw me down the well.”
Scientists and police have confirmed that the culprit of
this act was none other than a snowman.
While it is believed by many that a living walking snowman should be
trusted, in fact the opposite is true.
As leading statistical mathematicians have recently decided there is a
75% chance that if a snowman is up and walking around it is evil. For children everywhere this means that the
myth of Frosty the Snowman is not true.
These snowmen can be made all over the place and while some
become alive due to a magic hat others are brought to life by evil scientists,
monsters, and ghosts. While we can’t
help you with ghosts or monsters the following steps will help you if you run
into a walking snowman.
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RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN GET INDOORS AND TURN
THE HEAT IN YOUR HOUSE UP TO 90!
Law enforcement officials also warn that these snowman in
some cases will have an icy core and as such are much harder to destroy than
regular snow.
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