Orange Computers Patent the Rectangle

In a surprising move Start-up computer company Orange legally patented the rectangle earlier this week.  Sid Hoffman, a spokesman for the company stated during an interview. "we did this patent to get lots of money, and to make sure that our assets are well protected."

While Orange is looking to have major profits from this patent companies that make computers, textbooks and dog tags are in an uproar about this event.  Sid Frenchman spokesman for Corgi Collars stated "How are we going to make rectangular dog tags if we need to pay a royalty to this company for all our tags.

Orange expects to make millions of dollars, and also be in court for the next 700 years making it next to impossible for them to get any work done.  Lucky for the rest of use we still have un-patented circles.