After many carful years of study the dragons this year have
decided that they too are going to celebrate Christmas. The Dragon Master himself has clearly stated
that as Christmas becomes more about the marketing every year and as Christmas
has come to store early the little dragons have become more and more excited!
While most people celebrate Christmas by getting a Christmas
tree, decorating it, singing Christmas songs and also visiting relatives the
dragons have decided that the best way to celebrate is to hid inside Christmas trees
and eat their unsuspecting victim’s pet cats.
After all everyone knows that Cats taste better than dogs and people.
Because the dragons are starting early this year stores are
recommending that if you want a dragon in your Christmas tree you get one
now. After all who doesn’t want their
pet cat Fluffy tail to mysteriously go missing on Thanksgiving. So this year instead of blaming Uncle Fred
for the missing cat you might want to check inside your Christmas tree.
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