Lets face the facts, electricity is a mystical power that we don't really understand, light bulbs use electricity and therefore no one can truly understand how they work. For example if I take a light bulb and hold it in my hand why won't it turn on? after all with all those neurons, and synapses happening in my axons you would think that I could power a light bulb just by holding it. However, this is one of the great mysteries of electricity, the fact is that it will not work.
Despite the fact that we use them everyday we still do not understand light bulbs. and naturally what we don't understand we should fear. In other words there is a 75% chance that the light bulbs in your house are conspiring against you at this very minute! think about it, why do they all of the sudden go out? or blow up right when you need them the most? It's bizarre, and unfriendly as such I think that these electrical barbarians should be despised, and created to a new standard that makes them less economically motivated and more selfless. I am not talking about getting a new type of light bulb filled with poisonous gases that will kill you and swirly designs, would you give poisonous gases to your enemies? Of course not. Instead I propose that we as intelligent human beings take matters into our own hands and take a stand in helping to create a better, world free of the tyranny of light bulbs.
Here here! Lets take matters into own hands and end electrical tyranny.
ReplyDeleteYes, we don't need light bulbs to light up a dark room, radioactivity should do the trick!
ReplyDeleteI think capturing fire flies would be much more exciting.
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